Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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