I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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