So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
