You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
