DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize