Barsexuality is the new black.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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