Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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