Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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