Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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