I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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