Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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