i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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