It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
As shirtless as possible
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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