never play flip cup with pint glasses
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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