Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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