I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
