Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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