he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Randomize