Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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