ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
So squirting runs in the family.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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