So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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