Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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