everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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