are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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