My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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