i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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