She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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