a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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