We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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