We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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