I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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