I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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