well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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