One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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