I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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