just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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