Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think people are normalizing furries
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
