i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm like, not good at living.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
