Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
