Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
the liver wants what the liver wants
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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