There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
How does one acquire holy water?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Two words: nipple clamps
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