I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm eating all of the evidence.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Randomize
