:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
