Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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