I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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