my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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