I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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