That's intense
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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