i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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