well you can't waste a boner
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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