I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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