What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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