either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
we should paint friendship bongs
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