ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Do vagina's smell?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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