Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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