i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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