dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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