We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize