wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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