omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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